Oh? Well, thank you then.

Don’t push it, although I might be tempted to buy you a new broom.
Because I’m Sirius.
I keep bloody telling you.. it’s not your place to tell them if they’re the real ones or not. What, may I ask, makes one Harry real and the other not? As far as I am concerned, I will treat them the same as I would the real Harry.
like-pixiedust asked: Omg. I love you. So much Harry Potter...Gahh you're my new best friend :3
Well, thanks, lahv. Ah, I s’pose it’s mate now, eh? Prongs will be jealous… I think I’m amused. Drop by more often!
Anonymous asked: Dear Sirius,
I know that you know that you are hot. And I know that you know that your tattoos make you even look hotter.
Just a question. Where did you get those tattoos and why--except for making yourself look hotter--did you want to have those?
Forever yours,
Fangirl
Well, tattoos.. are a private matter, I’m sorry. But it is some sort of achievement to go through the pain of having something etched onto your skin.. same way that escaping Azkaban is an achievement.
Well, James, they’re ALL your sons, so it’s not fair to have favoritism, now is there..?
.. I don’t think I wanted to know the bit about me and.. Dumbledore.
But yes, I do know the crazy powers of fanfiction, but I am quite lucky that they are fiction and not fact.
Fine, actually. He has his own stable and all. A little bit peaky.